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Hi, I'm Jasmine.
I'm from California :) pretty Much all over cali.
but Disneyland is Home.
John Green books make me SO happy.
I like poetry, my favorite poets are Sarah Kay, Phil Kaye, and Andrea Gibson :)
I'm the girl With the funny stories and the girl who is Always wearing sweaters...
Follow and ask questions.
Or just Pretty much tell me anything

shutupaubrey:

[12 year old white girl voice] talk to me !! i don’t bite… hard(: <3

(via trillsnacks2)

porrimscondomstash:

When you fuck something up first thing in the morning

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ohana-means-famiree:

poshcoughing:

americansavior:

itsjustsatanthings:

cumber-bitches:

caswantsdeansassbutt:

cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

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In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

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this week on: britan thinks its special

This week on america copies everything from Britain.

HOLD THE FUCK UP

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(via anotherr-fine-mess)

thegreenwolf:

tastefullyoffensive:

Grass Desk Prank [ohyouperv]

I could totally be okay with this.

(via anotherr-fine-mess)

princessoffloral:

collectiveassbutts:

earthswinds:

I need feminism; because the bra straps of a twelve year old shouldn’t make a 40 year old married principal with two daughters “uncomfortable”

So am I allowed to walk around adult women who are mothers and grandmothers at work with my cock out or what

in what world is someone’s dick equivalent to a fucking bra strap

(Source: herbivorehealth, via h0pesou-l)

gnarly:

when you see bae is talking to someone hotter than you image

(via i-am-an-angel-of-the-lyrics)

hausereiring:

roxion:

you don’t know pain or agony until you’ve lost to the same boss fight more than 3 times

and then you have the unskippable cutscene dialogue memorized, so you start repeating it in a mocking, angry voice

(via whitelighterstiles)

friendswithbandefits:

yolucas:

cute story time: my one friend is dating a boy who is blind and they go for walks everyday and as they walk she describes everything to him and he always says that “she makes everything sound so beautiful, except herself, but one day I’m determined to make her describe herself in the same beautiful way she describes the earth” I’m so

OH MY GOD THATS ADORABLE

(via guiltyless)

misophonia-isnt-fun:

"Blow your god damn nose" A song by misophonics 

transomid:

lets not limit misophonia to just that person hating you for chewing gum in class or that person who cannot bring themselves to eat with their family, it can be much more sounds for someone to deal with

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